Sign up for the naughty list with these dark humor Christmas memes

Someone’s gotta be on the naughty list. It might as well be you. Wasn’t it Darth Vader who said, “Come to the dark side. We have cookies”? Santa can’t be the only one getting in on the cookie action. 

You go for those cookies. And scroll through some naughty Christmas memes while you’re at it. These dark humor memes will have you laughing like a maniacal villain in a Disney movie. You almost won’t care you’ll have been banned from the nice list for a decade to come. Trust us, it’s worth it. 

Even Santa’s on the naughty list 

Bet you didn’t see that one coming. 

Sure sure sure 

We’ll take your word for it, Santa. But we don’t think Mrs. Clause is buying it for a minute. 

What we call mwahaha parenting 

Now this is a different kind of naughty, but it’s still hilarious. 

And you thought Santa was naughty 

This elf’s got him beat. 

Well. . . 

He’s not wrong. That will give him a little brother. 

Hey, look! 

Like Santa, like elf! They think so much alike – except the elf chose not to get the job done himself.  

Again 

He’s not wrong. That would technically be the right thing to do. 

Pedo Santa 

We really hope that’s not why that baby’s crying. 

Plot twist 

Santa’s really making cocaine deliveries, but your parents still get none of the credit. 

Ha ha 

At least he’s with Mrs. Claus this time. 

Maybe you just have a dirty mind 

Ever think of that, Santa?