‘Orange is the New Black’: All the hottest sex scenes ever
Ah, Orange is the New Black. One of Netflix’s first original series, the comedy/drama always had the chance to be great. For what it’s worth though, it introduced us to Laverne Cox, Uzo Adubo, and Samira Wiley, among others, and reintroduced us to Natasha Lyonne and Laura Prepon.
The show also gave us plenty of sex scenes that were hot, graphic, and every once in a while, questionable. But for a show about prison life, Orange is the New Black did properly nail how horny and desperate straight women can get when they don’t have a man in their life.
So here’s to you, Netflix’s misfit of a show. While we, like most, fell out somewhere around season 5, we do respect what the show did for the streaming service. Orange is the New Black walked so shows like Russian Doll, Dead to Me, and Mindhunter could run. And more importantly, so shows like Sex Education, Easy, and Bonding, could be even more outrageously full of sex.
But nonetheless, there were some really hot moments across all seven seasons of Orange is the New Black. We’re here to remind you of the hottest sex scenes with some of our favorite prisoners. Warning, a lot of these do involve the chapel, but disgracing religion apparently leads to really good sex according to Orange is the New Black.
Nichols and Soso (season 2, episode 4)
Like for example, this season 2 hook-up shortly after Soso (Kimiko Glenn) is introduced. Soso, while adorable, doesn’t know how to shut up at this point, so Nichols (Natasha Lyonne) works her magic fingers– or should we say magic tongue– to get Soso to finally stop talking.
Nichols and Morello (season 1, episode 1)
We learned two things in the show’s premiere: A hook-up can happen anytime, anywhere no matter who is watching, and Nichols is truly a slut for a good hook-up. Seriously, Nichols is a master at some good head based on what we learned in the first season and her relationship with Morella (Yael Stone).
Poussey and Soso (season 4, episode 6)
Anyone who says Poussey (Samira Wiley) and Soso aren’t Orange is the New Black’s best couple either never watched season 4, or doesn’t love anything in their life. Their relationship is beyond pure, and actually helps them both for the better. Especially as Soso finally begins to learn how to go down on a girl.
Poussey and her German GF (season 2, episode 6)
Most people think of this scene and how it ends with the girlfriend’s dad walking in on them. But we’re going to act like that never happens and focus on the fact that they seriously tried to scissor, failed, and yet are still attracted to each other. That’s some good stuff right there.
Pennsatucky and the only man who treated her right (season 3, episode 10)
Sure, there’s a lot of sexier scenes we could put on this list, but this scene also means a lot for her character. This poor woman learned to give her body up in exchange for literal basic necessities at a young age, so to see her having fun with a sexual partner and not being abused is so great.
Piper and Alex (season 2, episode 10)
Come on. This wouldn’t be an Orange is the New Black sex scenes list without these two on it. Piper (Taylor Schilling) and Alex (Laura Propen) like it or not, were a huge part of the show, and early Piper and Alex really were the couple to watch. Especially as Alex teaches Piper how to go down on a girl in this sexy scene.