Spice up your group chat: The funniest sex jokes to share
NSFW content isn’t really not safe for work if you’re really sneaky about it. Besides, what can get your day moving along like a nice sex break – we mean sex joke break, of course. Why not share the love with your group chat.
If your group chat is getting dry, let’s just say we have the perfect material to help lubricate it. Now you can be that friend with all the goods up your sleeve. Check out these sex jokes – they’ll get the job done.
Sex report card
How are you supposed to explain this to your child when they get older? How did the DMV get that kind of insight, anyway?
Next time you turn on the hot water you’ll never think of your showerhead the same way. Give it a nice wink – it works hard to get you nice and wet.
We’ve never seen such an accurate metaphor. Let’s hope it’s a smooth ride to shore.
Wow, at Applebee’s?
Why do crazy conversations like this always happen at Applebee’s into the late hours of the night? This poor waitress deserves a big tip.
Sometimes you just have to hold back your inner horniness until they get to know you a bit more. But who’s kidding themselves – most guys would probably love getting a text like that. Even if they are at work.
Calculate with your mate
Who would have thought that math could be so sexy? It’s so much less boring now.
Dang, now they know the real reason! Memorializing the past is the least you can do before you move on to the present. Flower panties are pretty dang cute too.
You’re very welcome
If you need to sign off with a bang isn’t it always best to say sorrynotsorry?
Humps & trunks
What did the elephant say to the camel? More like – what did the camel say back?
Capitalization is underrated
We’re so sorry for this one. That imagery should never be in anyone’s head.
We couldn’t resist adding this one. It’s classic.