The hottest, sweatiest sex scenes from all three seasons of ‘Spartacus’
There really is nothing hotter than shirtless, sweaty men with abs in Ancient Greek outfits. The only thing that makes that hotter is seeing them go at it. Granted, a lot of sex scenes on Starz’ Spartacus were very questionably when looking at them morally. But there were some morally good sex scenes.
For a show with plenty of rape and orgies, there were some healthy sex scenes, and healthy relationships buried among Spartacus’ three seasons. So we’re focusing on those, since the only thing hotter than sex, is consent. Even if both people are fictional.
Gannicus and Sibyl in the snow (season 3, episode 7)
It’s weird starting off with this one, as the two actors surprisingly keep their clothes mostly on for this scene. But what matters is Gannicus (Dustin Clare) going after the woman who’s been crushing on him, because he finally figured out he feels similarly, and then the only way to save Sibyl (Gwendoline Taylor) from the cold is by getting it on. It’s as hot as sex can get, even with plenty of fur coats on.
A masked Spartacus and Ilithyia (season 1, episode 9)
Sure, this ends up being a huge mistake, but in the pure passionate moment, neither of them cares about the outside world. It’s just those two bodies becoming one in honestly some of the hottest sex to ever air on TV in general.
Sure, Spartacus (Andy Whitfield) and Ilithyia (Viva Bianca) immediately regret it because they find out they were screwing each other, but it was hot in the moment.
Anytime Lucretia and Gaia were getting it on in season 3
Truly, this was a perfect couple until their time was tragically cut short. Ancient Greece was queer AF and it was nice to see both gay and lesbian sexual pairings within the show on top of the heterosexual ones.
Crixus and Naevia finally get together (season 1, episode 5)
Since the first time Crixus (Manu Bennett) was called upon by Lucretia (Lucy Lawless) to satisfy her, Crixus was infatuated with Naevia (Lesley-Ann Brandt), and it was clear she felt similarly. But of course, it came down to keeping their relationship secret, as two slaves could never be together. Thankfully, they got over that and went at it, and it was glorious.
Mira and Spartacus getting in on like Mira’s his wife (season 1, episode 13)
Sure, it’s not really passionate because Spartacus is just pretending Mira (Katrina Law) is his wife. But at least from our point of view, this is some really hot, steaming stuff. Besides, they officially get together later on, so this is just the beginning of their relationship.