‘Orange is the New Black’: The sexiest sapphic sex scenes in the show
Orange is the New Black had a lot of highs and lows over its seven season run. Whether or not you liked the storylines or what was happening to the characters, there were still good characters and great relationships over the course of the series. Due to Orange is the New Black streaming on Netflix, we also got some damn fine sex scenes.
So what are the best sex scenes of Orange is the New Black? There have been a lot over the series. Luckily for you, we’re naming some of our favorites. Not all of them because, damn, people have a lot of sex in Orange is the New Black.
Poussey (Samira Wiley) and Soso (Kimiko Glenn)
Poussey is a badass lover and we love her for it. Some of the best sex scenes don’t have to be oozing sexiness from every inch. Instead, they can be chill, sweet, and playful. The sex scenes with Poussey and Soso exemplify that. Some of the Orange is the New Black sex scenes can get down and dirty, but this is a softer example, and shows the need to show more of these scenes as well.
Also Poussey and Soso were too cute together, you know? Agh! We’re dying over the cuteness of this pairing again.
Nichols (Natasha Lyonne) and Morello (Yael Stone)
Nichols and Morello had some of the hottest sex scenes in Orange is the New Black. Honestly, the top two is the one in the shower and the one in the chapel. Chapel one, however, has the bummer of Morello breaking up with Nichols after. Sooo . . . shower sex for the win, for all our exhibitionists out there!
What can we say about the scene except that it’s just plain hot that neither cares about being seen and just utterly going for it? The it, of course, means orgasms. Either way, it’s one of the steamiest Orange is the New Black sex scenes out there.
Alex (Laura Prepon) and Piper (Taylor Schilling)
Alex and Piper had a bunch of killer sex scenes over the course of Orange is the New Black. For a lot of their sexual tension, especially in regard to their past, the best sex scene between the pair is when they finally consummate their relationship-for real-in season four.
Yes, the pair were interrupted. Yes, they have a hot as hell hate sex scene. But it’s tender and sweet, taking 12 episodes of Orange is the New Black season four to get us there. And the rush of them finally together is intoxicating on every single level available to mortal minds.
Alex and Piper hate sex marathon
Before these two got together for realsies in season four, there was an epic hate sex marathon in Orange is the New Black season three. Yes, there is some filthy (consensual) talk going on here. But the raw heat and passion of the scene just proves there really is a fine line between love and hate.
Plus, it took one real good round of hate sex and like a season and half, but these two were a rock solid couple (mostly) for the rest of the series after. So it was good to get that all out of the way. A sexorcism, if you will.